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X Files: Generation X: Classified Files: The Molder Diaries: File 14

FOR INSTANCE people agree Molder was born approximately oh 9 hunderd hours on Halloween Leap Year 1966. He was also born in Sorrel Sugars (but not everyone knows). 99 percent of who knows agrees. Some argue who have no idea the 1990s TV show series called “the x files” said he was born somewhere else. If you believe a TV SHOW or WHAT YOU SEE ON TV SHUT UP. This is real life.

Some have tried to lie and say its not true Molder has alien legs plus jumping ability to jump as good as an alien. SHUT UP. You wouldn’t even know if Molder didnt and he will tell you EVERY DAMN LAST TIME he DOESNT REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT THAT ONE ABDUCTING WHERE HE GOT ALL HIS LEGS CUT OFF AND REPLACED WITH ALIENS SO HOW WOULD YOU?

SHUT UP.

X Files: Generation X: Classified Files: The Molder Diaries: File #13

There were stories about Molder noone has told so noone knows. However some thought they knew everything there was to know about Molder well I’ve got a big sad surprise for you because, they didnt. SOME said the stories were wrong because of the other “facts” people thought they knew about Molder—but HOW COULD you KNOW THAT unless you were the guy who wrote Molders WHOLE LIFE. You didnt so basically shut up.

There are controverses about everything about Molder from his middle name to what he had for GOD DAMN BREAKFEAST on EASTER. If you didnt know hes mysterious shut up.

Also Molder is the most abducted individual in the USA and he has clones and submolders because of that so if you didnt know that shut up.

If you had been abducted cut open had your sister get stolen by aliens had your grandma get shot by aliens in your face and have to wake up every day CATCHING ALIENS you might not remember EVERY STORY the same exact way it happened 100 percent so lets give him a pass ok! Except Molder does even though you definitely would not.

Fortunately for truth the history books dont get written by deepfloat82, toddthexphile, professorX, and scullynut3.